David Essman said that a public figure dying is like a snow day for bad editorial cartoonists. If this is true ( and it is) then I guess widely-covered disasters are half days. Any time a celebrity dies, I prepare myself for an onslaught of bad to awful tributes full of crying inanimate objects and the same shitty joke set at the Pearly Gates ( Read more... )

( AND IT ONLY TOOK ME 40 SECONDS! )

( Kill yourselves )

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